Of course, there's the most obvious one: Hopping into the shower and giving every nook and cranny a good ol' rinse.īut not everyone wants to hop in the shower right after sex, leaving their partner in bed alone, twiddling their thumbs.
This Reddit thread shows the range of actual ways guys clean their penis after sex. Search Twitter and Reddit for guys' dick-washing tips, and you'll find everything from crude jokes (“ soak it in gasoline for a few hours and then hang it on the line to dry”) to earnest advice (use paper towels-' the smooth ones, obviously'). In the real world, there's a post-coitus ritual that every dude must perform, but few talk about: the washing of the dick.įor as long as men have been sticking their penis into things, they've been experimenting with different ways to clean up afterward-some more effective than others. In the movies, couples have sex and then immediately roll over and go to sleep.
